Introducing the Please Your Man Issue!
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May 3, 2009
The Please Your Man Issue is here! Read all about Michael Wayne Harris without his shirt, what his body language says about how he feels, and Obama's Naked Self-Interest.
March 26, 2009
Introducing the Old Blue Issue!
The Old Blue Issue is here! Read all about the New York Times methicist, a proper Record atonement for our sins, if horses had parties, and Yale men on women.
February 19, 2009
Youtube Oscars!
....aaaand here are the results from our First Annual Youtube Oscars Festival! Many videos were entered; few had the vigor and robustness to be called the best.
In the category of Commercial, the winner is this old Ayds video.
In Movies, Minesweeper Trailer took the cake.
As for Music Video, The Count Censored was unrivaled.
Of the videos in Painful, the favorite was Breakdancing.
In the overly broad and prestigious General category, there were simply too many awesome videos to decide! The winners are this magnificent trio of gems that truly captures the essence of Youtube (to be watched in order!):
That's it!
Among some of the (many) other fan favorites were:
Pizza Heaven
Erotic Fiction: Lord of the Rings
Where the Hell is Matt?
Thanks to everyone who submitted and voted!
In the category of Commercial, the winner is this old Ayds video.
In Movies, Minesweeper Trailer took the cake.
As for Music Video, The Count Censored was unrivaled.
Of the videos in Painful, the favorite was Breakdancing.
In the overly broad and prestigious General category, there were simply too many awesome videos to decide! The winners are this magnificent trio of gems that truly captures the essence of Youtube (to be watched in order!):
David After Dentist
Kittens Inspired by Kittens
Kittens Inspired by David After Dentist
Kittens Inspired by Kittens
Kittens Inspired by David After Dentist
That's it!
Among some of the (many) other fan favorites were:
Pizza Heaven
Erotic Fiction: Lord of the Rings
Where the Hell is Matt?
Thanks to everyone who submitted and voted!
December 21, 2008
Introducing the Green Issue!
The Green Issue is here! Read all about our sustainable take on New Yorker cartoons, locally grown statistics, a list of convenient truths, and a rather pitiable Lorax.
November 20, 2008
Introducing the Unexamined Issue!
The Unexamined Issue (is not worth reading) and is here! Read all about the philosophies of Pooh, the Heart of Harkness, dry places to which I will drive my Cheviathan, and a message from your future overlords.
November 12, 2008
Infantile Confusion
By Nikhil Sud, '10
Overheard, deliberately, at the Gymboree
Guy: Who is the adorable pram-dweller?
Lady: This is Baby Rumbold.
Guy: Baby Rumbold?
Lady: Yes.
Guy: But why do you call him Baby Rumbold?
Lady: Because he's Baby Rumbold.
Guy: No, I mean why the "Baby" part? That part's understood, isn't it? Is it because Rumbold is an adult-sounding name?
Lady: No such thing as an adult-sounding name.
Guy: Of course there is. "Alexander" for instance. "Alexander" sounds like a man, like the king, certainly not a baby.
Lady: D'you mean no man called Alexander was ever a baby?
Guy: Quite likely.
Lady: Well, it's apparent that you don't know very many babies. And that's sad.
Guy: With due respect, madam, you have no right to comment on the company I keep.
Lady: It's just sad, that's all.
Guy: All right, I suppose it is. But tell me: if it's not because of the ridiculously baby-inappropriate "Rumbold", then why is it that you preface your child's name with "Baby"?
Lady: Oh yes, that. Well, otherwise people would get so confused!
Guy: Confused?
Lady: Absolutely!
Guy: Why, is there someone else in the family called Rumbold?
Lady: No.
Guy: Right, and if it has nothing to do with how adult "Rumbold" sounds, why then would they get confused?
Lady: Well, they need to know he's a baby. Otherwise - and Heaven forbid - they might take him seriously. Shudder!
Guy: Alright, but won't they know a baby when they see one? I mean, isn't it rather obvious - with the small size and all?
Lady: Small? Sir, you have gone too far. I'll have you know that my baby isn't small! He's big. And sarcastic.
Guy: Sarcastic?
Lady: No.
Guy: No?
Lady: I'm being sarcastic.
Guy: But you're not Baby Rumbold?!
Lady: No, I'm Woman Lily, this is Baby Rumbold and you are confused. Told you this would happen.
Overheard, deliberately, at the Gymboree
Guy: Who is the adorable pram-dweller?
Lady: This is Baby Rumbold.
Guy: Baby Rumbold?
Lady: Yes.
Guy: But why do you call him Baby Rumbold?
Lady: Because he's Baby Rumbold.
Guy: No, I mean why the "Baby" part? That part's understood, isn't it? Is it because Rumbold is an adult-sounding name?
Lady: No such thing as an adult-sounding name.
Guy: Of course there is. "Alexander" for instance. "Alexander" sounds like a man, like the king, certainly not a baby.
Lady: D'you mean no man called Alexander was ever a baby?
Guy: Quite likely.
Lady: Well, it's apparent that you don't know very many babies. And that's sad.
Guy: With due respect, madam, you have no right to comment on the company I keep.
Lady: It's just sad, that's all.
Guy: All right, I suppose it is. But tell me: if it's not because of the ridiculously baby-inappropriate "Rumbold", then why is it that you preface your child's name with "Baby"?
Lady: Oh yes, that. Well, otherwise people would get so confused!
Guy: Confused?
Lady: Absolutely!
Guy: Why, is there someone else in the family called Rumbold?
Lady: No.
Guy: Right, and if it has nothing to do with how adult "Rumbold" sounds, why then would they get confused?
Lady: Well, they need to know he's a baby. Otherwise - and Heaven forbid - they might take him seriously. Shudder!
Guy: Alright, but won't they know a baby when they see one? I mean, isn't it rather obvious - with the small size and all?
Lady: Small? Sir, you have gone too far. I'll have you know that my baby isn't small! He's big. And sarcastic.
Guy: Sarcastic?
Lady: No.
Guy: No?
Lady: I'm being sarcastic.
Guy: But you're not Baby Rumbold?!
Lady: No, I'm Woman Lily, this is Baby Rumbold and you are confused. Told you this would happen.
October 31, 2008
Introducing the Vote Early, Vote Often Issue!
The Vote Early, Vote Often Issue is here! Read all about the Record's top 100 numbers of 2008, Dick Cheney's guide to the Vice Presidency, the struggle to be the Record's Editor-in-Chief, and how one student came out of the conservative closet.
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