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Schedule of Batman’s Butler, Alfred
[Click the image below to see it in full size.] —Written by I. Gonzalez, Designed by S. Stern…
Dear Rihanna,…
Dear Rihanna, If you were actually the only girl in the world, mankind would go extinct except for the babies you produced. Since that’s how you want me to make…
Pick-Up Lines to Use at the Clubs in Newport
Why the bifocals, you ask? They let me try more… positions. People tell me I remind them of a corset—touch the right button and everything comes off. Wanna take a…
Watson – Tree Think
Watson is created by Jim Horwitz, frequent swashbuckler. (And Watson’s on Facebook, btw.)…
Dear Humanity,…
Dear humanity, I can fight my own battles! Stop advocating for me. —The Devil…
Dear Microsoft Word,…
Dear Microsoft Word, Yeah, you can go ahead and correct “tihs” to “this.” And by all means, keep asking me every single fucking time. You know how I like to…
Dear Clara,…
Dear Clara, What’s that? You think you’ll never recover from this illness? Well, not with that attitude! Not without it, either, though. It’s terminal and incurable. —Dr. Mansfield…
Dear Teaspoon,…
Dear teaspoon, What kind of name is that? You’re not always used to drink tea! What a ridiculous misnomer. —Tablespoon…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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