Top 5 Dining Hall Rumors
1. They've been doping the
food with laxative, since the head of Yale Dining found his wife having
an affair with the head of Yale Plumbing.
2. They dry the trays with
water.
3. Commons is lined with metal
wires. Students' use of metallic silverware power President Levin's
three escalades.
4. Serving in World War II,
George Bush Sr. captured Emperor Hirohito's strategic tofu reserve.
It was all donated to Yale in 1946.
5. No one has ever added a
recipe to Yale dining's menu... and survived.
-S. Chaffetz, '12
2. They dry the trays with water.
3. Commons is lined with metal wires. Students' use of metallic silverware power President Levin's three escalades.
4. Serving in World War II, George Bush Sr. captured Emperor Hirohito's strategic tofu reserve. It was all donated to Yale in 1946.
5. No one has ever added a recipe to Yale dining's menu... and survived.
-S. Chaffetz, '12











