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Super Duper Ultra Packing List of Awesome!!!1!

Haha! After several hours of moving, shuffling, grumbling, stooping, squishing, shoving, taping, wrapping, sifting, and various utterances of general frustration, I am officially packed for back to school!! In celebration, I have compiled this list of packing musts for any Yale student.

1. Husband Pillow (Bedlounge): This pillow is particularly important because it has all the qualities I seek in a man - continuous support for my upper back in a variety of attractive styles.

buttface.jpg2. Towel (Prankplace): Just as you start rubbing down your hair, your roommate let's you know that she borrowed your towel this morning. In this situation, you'll want to be completely clear on where the parts touching your hair have been.

3. Computation Device (Science eStore): For computations, of course. Slower models available at Sony.com

4. Plastic Bucket (Instawares): Because let's be honest, all suitemates get into sticky situations... The bucket keeps problems in the hands (and hair) of that suitemate.


Optional Items:

banana.jpg5. Kitchen Scale: Because all bananas are not created equal

6. Grip-N-Flip, Scoop-N-Strain Set (As-Seen-On-TV.com): Saturday night pancakes will never be the same!

7. The Wall Street Journal: Calm down, you don't have to read it. Just carry it around in your bag and pull it out any time you want to scare someone off with how damn smart you are. (Substitutions include War and Peace (Amazon.com), The Feminine Mystique (Amazon.com), or Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Amazon.com)).






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