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It took all of Camp Yale for us to forget the sting of these cheerful introductions from our freshman-year roommates. Make sure you're prepared by reading this list, written by Record staffers. (And stay tuned in for more list features in the future!)
- You're a lot cuter than my last cell-mate.
- Can my kids stay here?
- My water just broke.
- Awww...I thought there was gonna be one queen-sized bed.
- My girlfriend goes to Qpac.
- Hey, my name's Jeff Hitler, what's yours?
- What's your World of Warcraft name?
- I think every dude should learn to live with another's man stench at some point, don't you?
- Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
- What residential college are you in?
