Yale Record Blog

I'm thankful for Batman
              --Robin

I'm thankful for my grappling hook
                --Batman

I'm thankful for the wealth of clothing, the tradition of negligence, and the absence of surveillance cameras in Yale laundry rooms
                --Someone who found a lost Yale ID card

I'm thankful for Gingivitis
                --The Tooth Fairy

I am thankful that neither dogs nor DEA agents think it's suspicious that I'm receiving twenty pounds of coffee in the mail each week.
                --My suitemate who takes 3 classes

I'm thankful that you lost your job and your wife left you.  Drink up.
                -Annheiseur Bush

I'm thankful for the writer's strike
                --People willing to humiliate themselves for a chance to be on TV

I'm thankful for self-referential humor
                --This Sentence

I am thankful for the Mafia
                --Joe's Cement Mixing and Shovel Manufacturing Company