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By Jordy Greenblatt '11
- Throw metal into the detector as people walk through
- Exchange a dollar for 16,000 Vietnamese dongs and make it rain money
- See how loudly you can say "bomb" before having your civil rights revoked
- Approach the ticket desk with song requests
- Insist on buying items in terminal shops only in dongs, as an anti-capitalist statement
- Make some money selling condoms in terminal headed to
- Lose some teeth selling evolutionary biology textbooks in the terminal headed to Tennessee
- Color in all the letter 'o's in the Wall Street Journal, and change the dollar signs to dong signs
- Go through security over and over until you get frisked by the one attractive security officer
- Get an aerobic workout on the escalator
- Lure children away from their parents by offering them candy and dongs from your trench coat
- Travel Scrabble
