By Judd Rosenblatt '11
- Spherical paperweights
- Souvenir mugs made out of elephant dung
- Torture device key-chains, from the National Torture Museum
- Sex toy key-chains, from National Sex Toy Museum
- Key-chain key-chains, from the National Key-chain Museum
- Stale saltwater taffy
- Pressed pennies with Abe Lincoln's image on them, from the Abe Lincoln Presidential Library
- Origami condoms
- The child Brangelina didn't choose from Cambodia
- "My Grandma went to the Senior Weightlifting Olympics and all I got was this stupid shirt!" shirts
- Postcards of fat women in bathing suits
- Twin Tower salt and pepper shakers, from Saudi Arabia
- Seashells
- Jumbo-Size Holy Water Souvenir Cups, from Mecca
- New Orleans Stormglobes




