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Announcer:
It's the 21st century, and everything's going cyber! I'm here to
tell you about an exciting new computer, one that's completely revolutionizing the
world we know!
Camera pans to a mid-90s
style computer, with the Windows 95 startup logo on screen.
Announcer: Can YOUR
computer turn on with the press of ONE button? Well, the Dell Attitude 1337 for Data Computing and Word Processing certainly
can! No longer do you have to untangle wires, hunt for switches, and clear
several empty wall outlets before turning on your computer! ONE button and ONE
wall outlet's all you need!
Camera cuts to a standard
wall outlet, with only one cord plugged into the wall.
Announcer: Not only can it turn on
with a single button, but you need just a combination of letters--called a password--to start using your
cutting-edge new computer!
Camera zooms in on a
floppy disk drive in the computer.
Announcer: Have you ever
been worried about how on earth you're going to transfer files from computer to
computer? Well, worry no longer--the Attitude 1337 comes with its very own floppy
disk drive! A floppy disk is a little something which stores little other
somethings!
And
the best part is, if you call in the next eπ
minutes, it can be yours for only 99 easy payments of $19.95!
That's right! For only
99 payments of $19.95, you'll get this AMAZING computer! AND, if you give the
correct value of eπ to
three decimal places, we'll even give you a keyboard with letters already
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Announcer pauses; camera
cuts to a blue screen with price, phone number, picture, and mailing address of
company.
Fine print flashes on
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