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Dear Marvel Comics…
Dear Marvel Comics, Spiderman beat up the Hulk?! This is why I can’t stand comic books anymore—so much of the stuff just doesn’t make sense. Spiderman, who gets his powers…
Dear George Lucas…
Dear George Lucas, When I got pulled over by a cop for talking on my Droid cell phone, I waggled my finger at him and said, “These aren’t the droids…
Dear Yale Record…
Dear Yale Record, Life is difficult for us of the phylum Phylatia Luthus. We live only a scant 32 minutes, during which time we must mate, give birth, and write…
Dear American Sports Fans…
Dear American Sports Fans, Graham Gooch went over the century mark in three straight matches—we will take you there. The world’s most famous bowler is also a chef! Read it in…
Comrades…
Comrades, Heavy, starchy meals are the opiate of the masses. —Engels…
Dear Baseball Fan…
Dear Baseball Fan, Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks, then clean it up when I get carsick…
Dear Jane Austen…
Dear Jane Austen, Thanks for ruining my life. Where’s my fucking Mr. Darcy? Faithfully, The teenage girl who just completed the five-hour Pride and Prejudice BBC miniseries after not getting asked…
Dear Up-and-Coming Comedy Writers…
Dear Up-and-Coming Comedy Writers, Here are some tips for youngsters like yourselves: 1. Don’t make jokes about God. 2. Don’t star in movies about God. 3. Don’t star AS God…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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