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Other things, besides the Universe, God doesn’t play dice with
by A. Kahn • Parcheesi • Planet-baseball • Another twelve-fucking-millenium game of Risk • Spin the Nebula • Twister or any other “touching” game • Hide and seek and smite • Dinosaur…
What do six-year-olds want to be when they grow up?
“A vet” “An astronaut scuba diver” “A llama” “President of the United States of My Butt” “The person who gets to taste all the ice cream to make sure that…
A Handy Guide to DUH
Feeling sick? Check out this handy, dandy guide to Yale's student health system.…
What Keeps Me Up at Night: A Monologue by Your Mother
by Nina Beizer • Bears. Anthrax. Killer bees. Arson. Zombies. Satan. Diabetes. Evil dolls that come alive at night. Death by fire. Definitely not your messy room, sweetie. But while we’re…
How to Lose Your Guy in Seven Deadly Days
Gluttony: Does your husband ever complain that dinner isn’t up to scratch? That’s okay; start making gourmet dinners, and then eat as much as you can right in front of…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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