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La Presidente
by Jonathan Schwarz • “I’m just a normal teenager,” says 15-year-old Christy Snowden of Santa Monica, California, as she flops onto her pink-comforter covered bed. And indeed, her bedroom (on…
The Lost Quotations of Chairman Mao
by Michael Gerber “Boys don’t make passes at girls who are fascist.” —From Nice Proletarian Girls Do, speech delivered 14 June, 1963. “When you assume, you make an ass out…
LOL Cat Classics
M.W. Harris translates the classics into LOL speak. Oliver Twist: I can haz sum moar plz?…
Heaven Is A Deal by Michael Gerber
If you’d prefer to read this book without clicking through the pages, you can purchase it as an ebook here. © 2011 by Michael Gerber. All rights reserved. No portion…
Three Men in A Boat by Jerome K. Jerome
PREFACE. The chief beauty of this book lies not so much in its literary style, or in the extent and usefulness of the information it conveys, as in its simple…
Reasons Why This List Is Amazing
by Eric March It is fun to read. You were the first one of your friends to find it. It is bulletproof.* It wants to hear what you have to…
Love Conquers All: Robert Benchley
By Robert C. Benchley Illustrated By Gluyas Williams Printed October, 1922 They look him over as if he were a fresh air child being given a day’s outing. Acknowledgment The…
Wait ’til you see the bonobo orgy…
In addition to the whole “throwing poop” thing, the premise of Rise of the Planet of the Apes has at least one obvious flaw: if Caesar is smart enough to…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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