PG-13 for shrill fiancée, boorish future in-laws, shameless name-dropping…
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PG-13 for vague Civil Rights metaphor, expositional Nazism, black man dying first…
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PG for animal obesity, hints of inter-species romance, mild genocide…
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R for facial tattoo copyright infringement, whole-first-movie copyright infringement…
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PG-13 for rippling pectorals, cartoonish biceps, depressing contrast between on-screen virility and one’s own sorry state of emasculation…
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PG-13 for violent car crashes, women’s asses, the interchangeable use thereof…
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In addition to the whole “throwing poop” thing, the premise of Rise of the Planet of the Apes has at least one obvious flaw: if Caesar is smart enough to…
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