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Midnight In Paris

PG-13 for shrill fiancée, boorish future in-laws, shameless name-dropping…

X-Men: First Class

PG-13 for vague Civil Rights metaphor, expositional Nazism, black man dying first…

Kung Fu Panda 2

PG for animal obesity, hints of inter-species romance, mild genocide…

The Hangover Part II

R for facial tattoo copyright infringement, whole-first-movie copyright infringement…

Thor

PG-13 for rippling pectorals, cartoonish biceps, depressing contrast between on-screen virility and one’s own sorry state of emasculation…

Fast Five

PG-13 for violent car crashes, women’s asses, the interchangeable use thereof…

Wait ’til you see the bonobo orgy…

In addition to the whole “throwing poop” thing, the premise of Rise of the Planet of the Apes has at least one obvious flaw: if Caesar is smart enough to…