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Preview: The Descendents
R for quirk, awkward charm, grim fact that if George Clooney can be cuckolded, anybody can be cuckolded…
Review: A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas
Smart-and-stupid movies like this tend to provoke one of three reactions: 1) Laughter; 2) Groans; and 3) Earnest academic analysis of the film’s cultural meaning.…
Preview: Immortals
It's taken 2500 years, but now, the Greeks can see their myths as they always imagined: gory, derivative, and poorly scripted.…
Preview: Happy Feet Two
PG for stereotypes about penguin ethnicities, the sexualization of young penguins…
Preview: J. Edgar
R for hypocrisy in high places, corruption that goes right to the top, big gay secrets…
Review: Ides of March
7-Word Review for the ADD-Afflicted: On paper, outstanding. Onscreen, it’s merely good. 700-Word Review for the Procrastinators: I’m disappointed by Ides of March, and I’ve got only myself to blame...…
Preview: Melancholia
R for colliding planets, colliding aesthetics, Hollywood cliche of building your big-budget disaster film around a protagonist with untreatable depression…
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Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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