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I’m the Third Grimm Brother, and I’m Not Bitter
The name’s Lancelot Grimm. Yes, I’m the less famous Lancelot, and, yes, I’m the less famous Grimm. And I’m not bitter. Sometimes though, it just really blows because I was always the smart one. Jacob Ludwig and Wilhelm are just plain dense, but everyone loves them. Everyone always…
Mythbusters Picks on Less Obvious Targets
1+1 = 2: In their Season 10 debut, Adam and Jamie explore a myth that’s been circulating for years online and in classrooms nationwide. Does adding one thing to another thing really give you two things? Oil and Water: Adding oil to water gives you… oil and water!…
The Mystery Children of Yale
Their names are on the Yale Facebook. You know their alleged hometowns from the construction paper cutouts that FroCos paste on doors to create illusions of camaraderie. Maybe you’ve disturbed their sleep when belting out Blink-182 at 10:30 on a Saturday night. You could even have been in…
Lucky Charms Leprechaun Revealed to be Scottish, Loses Job
Minneapolis, MN – Lucky, the Lucky Charms leprechaun, lost his job today when officials at General Mills discovered…
Cthulu’s Diary
November 3rd: Waited dreaming. Eggs for breakfast, bit of a lie in. Am considering buying a bicycle. November…
An Ancient Man’s Prayer to the Gods
First off, just want to thank you guys for all you’ve done lately. Ending that 20-year-long famine was…
A Bedtime Story
You want a bedtime story? Okay, how about this: Once upon a time there was a kid who…
CúChulainn Battles the Reigning Beer Pong Champion
It is well-known that the Record archives are filled with surprises—surprises one should dispose of properly, using latex…