brendan schlagel
• Minesweeper on a 1,000,000 by 1,000,000 square grid
• Adding high-definition pornography to the national archives
• Mega-l33t LAN party to play Counterstrike with your friends
• Hacking into friends’ Facebook accounts, joining “Gay Republicans” group
• Incessantly IMing China
• Replacing Panama’s Government with an Avatar of Panama’s Government