Weird Emoticons and Their Meanings

:-R           eating a taco

:—-          mouth replaced with zipper, please help

{-.-}          Asian with sideburns

<-O           bouquet of flowers

<-O~         bouquet of flowers with worm emerging

<-O~~       smelly bouquet of flowers?

<-O~~~     stop it

:-F             vampire seeks good orthodontist

:-Q            shaved mustache without a mirror