Things that are always DIY

• Solitaire
• Masturbating
• Buying an enema at Walgreens
• Getting an enema behind Walgreens
• Reading Twilight slashfic
• Surviving the apocalypse
• Masturbating to Twilight slashfic
• Watching your boxed set of Season 3 of Flavor of Love
• Dying

-D. Fraser

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