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CONTENTS
Editorial
Ben Orlin
Mailbags
Columns
Comics
SHORTS
Come Here, Boy, and Help Your Grandfather Work This Damn Laptop Typewriter of Yours
Sarah Naftalis
President Tin-Man, You Brought Us to War for Nothing But Oil
River Clegg
Daddy, Where Do Machines Come From?
Jordy Greenblatt
Who’s On Hold? An Abbott and Costello Routine
Bill Toth
Magic Tricks Dispelled
Adam Bildersee
Quiz: Which Type of Lab Partner Do You Have?
Mary Pat Wixted
The World’s First Phone Conversation
Ben Gallagher
Don Quixote, Knight of Newark: A Modern Epic
David Curtis
Reasons the Mars Rover Failed
Jordy Greenblatt
Lie Detectors in American History
Alison Gates
Amendments to Isaac Asimov’s Rules of Robotics
Judd Rosenblatt
Things That Would be Greater Than Golf with a Gato
Celeste Ballard & Eamon Murphy
Voting Machines for Obama
Nick Niarchos
The Street Life of Japanese Vending Machines
Leo Wallo
The Vista Virus
Judd Rosenblatt
Inappropriate Uses for a Government Supercomputer
Brendan Schlagel
Where Are They Now? Small Wonder’s Domestic Robot Vicki Lawson
Claire Mulaney & Tessa Williams
Ask the History Detective: What is the Origin of Butt-Photocopying?
Mary Pat Wixted
How Sliced Bread Became the Greatest Thing Since...Unsliced Bread
Liz Picker
What International Terrorism Would Look Like if the Trebuchet Was Still Considered Cutting-Edge Military Technology
Avinash Chak
Famous Songs with the Numbers in Binary
Nozlee Samadzadeh-Hadidi
Rise of the Machines, 1870 A.D.
Misha Mihailova
Point-Counterpoint: The Wheel
Brian Pearle
The Adventures of the Clap-On, Clap-Off Time Machine
Sam Jackson
How to Jump-Start a Car Using Chewing Gum and Paper Clips
David Klumpp
Upcoming Facebook Apps
Jessica Bolhack
FEATURES
Political Machines
Staff
C is for Censorship; A Raymond Slater Mystery
Mike Thornton
007: On Her Majesty’s Secret Errand
David Litt and Katherine Adams
Leading Causes of Robot Death
Reuben Barrientes
The Morally Ambivalent Diary of Dick Cheney’s Pacemaker
Melissa Chiasson
At the 2008 World’s Fair
Kendall Rice
Anthropological Study of Natives on a Yale Shuttle Bus
Shara Yurkiewicz
The First Trojan Horse Virus
David Newman
Shows on the Luddite Television Network
Simon Swartzman
Inside the Yale Record Humor Factory
Doug Lieblich
Goodnight, Moon
Gregor Nazarian, Jacob Abolafia and Andrew Chittenden
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